Okay so before we were making theories about that Black Hole between the Act curtains, like if it had to do with the Green Sun’s collapse we’re pretty sure is coming anyway
And now John’s on a page where the hyperlinks to go back a page, or go back to the beginning of Homestuck, are fucking missing, and people are hypothesizing that Cans knocked John out of the comic, meaning we could get Problem Sleuth or Bard Quest or SBaHJ retcons, or that because the “Go Back” and “Start Over” links are missing:
(11:58) techloveArtist: I am afraid he might edit the very first page
We could have an edit to the very first page of Homestuck, or the first page of mspaintadventures (Jailbreak), and that’s why there’s no way to go back / start over
But
Someone pointed out a while ago that while the first set of text that game after Myststuck, in the distance, was “END OF YEAR 3” and looks like that from a distance, the second set of text in the distance looks different. In fact, it looks like there might be a ‘1’ after it, and even a different word than ‘YEAR’.
(It’s most likely just a graphical glitch from shrinking it that much, but……)
So we have the point of no return, the end of something, a black hole afterwards before the next act, all coming in two days (on 4/13)…
and then it hit me, it’s unlikely, but
what if it says
END OF SITE 1
9/25/06 - 4/13/13And then the Black Hole before the next Act is just a portal to a BRAND NEW URL, a NEW WEBSITE to start Act 6 Act 6???!!
To reference the theory of Ms. Paint dying because she is wearing the 3am dress, it’s all the more likely to happen at the end of the site.
Seems like something Hussie would do.
That’s a really good point! If Andrew ever plans to switch URLs, the moment would likely be to punctuate Ms. Paint’s extremely tragic in-comic death.
That couldn’t happen this soon… could it?
LISTEN UP, NOOKSTAINS. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE FINAL BATTLE OF HOMESTUCK? NO? YOU’RE ALL SCREAMING ABOUT HOW NOTHING IN THE COMIC MAKES SENSE ANYMORE? OKAY STOP. JUST FUCKING STOP.
Behold: every currently existing Homestuck character’s starting location for the final battle, in both the B2 (Alpha kids) session and the Furthest Ring.
Characters with question marks next to them mean their location and/or fate is unknown. The Furthest Ring map is about as shitty as it gets since I can only approximate locations from there.
Planets in the session, starting at the top and going clockwise: Land of Heat and Clockwork (LOHAC), Land of Mounds and Xenon (LOMAX), Land of Frost and Frogs (LOFAF), Land of Pyramids and Neon (LOPAN), Land of Wind and Shade (LOWAS), Land of Crypts and Helium (LOCAH), Land of Light and Rain (LOLAR), and Land of Tombs and Krypton (LOTAK). Keep in mind this map is not literal as Jade has not enlarged LOWAS, LOLAR, LOHAC, and LOFAF yet (nor the Battlefield). Also, future Gamzee was last seen on LOTAK, but may not be there anymore.
What an excellent chart! :D
I have to add something constructive, um um… OH! We should be keeping track of the artifacts and where they are in the equation, too! Bolded ones are most important:
- LOLLIPOP JUJU: MIA, was dropped in Prospit’s Crypt
- PLOTHOLE CURSOR(?): With Vriska and Aradia
- RING OF LIFE(/RING OF VOID?): MIA, was left on a couch in the Golden Ship when John vanished
- CROWBAR’S CROWBAR: With Jack English
- LIL CAL (EYELESS): MIA, presumed finally fucking destroyed
- DIE’S DOLL: With Spades Slick
- MAGIC CUEBALL: MIA, last seen when Rose went Grimdark
- AHAB’S CROSSHAIRS: MIA, presumed with Commando Iguana
- ORIGINAL ZILLY REGALIA: ALL MIA!!!
- DUALING PISTOL: With Lord English
- GOLDEN CUESTAFF: With Spades Slick
- RING OF ORBS FOURFOLD x2: One each with PM and Bec Noir
- EGG TIMER: Presumed with Eggs
- MAGIC OVEN: With Spades Slick
- VRISKA’S CAPTAIN’S COAT: With Kurloz and/or Gamzee
- CROOK OF FRAILTY: With Casey / Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer (Yes, I’m actually listing this almost-seriously)
Tell me if I’ve left anything important out!
Found the rest of Steamstuck! I had forgotten to throw the low bloods in :/ sorry!
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homestuck god tier game! match up your birthday and month to find your title! have fun! (bonus round: draw yourself in your new god tier!)
Aaaand the finished Dirk and Jake gas masks!
Design by Tsyndromestuck!
Waiting is painful.
Forgetting is painful.
But not knowing which to do…
…is the worst kind of suffering.
